North Korea launches rocket

[Watch Me Sink]

With great pleasure and service to dear leader, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea announces rocket test has been a success. Like previous tests, everything went right and great successor did not consume rocket before launch. Great successor is proud of country's advancement in technologoly, and will expand program. Soon entire world will be enlightened to the light of Juche Idea!
Praise the great leader and his eternal appetite!

To keep this somewhat on topic and not into a gigantic circlejerk, here's a link to a real news article about the launch and how DPRK is a joke. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

 

[Eternal]

With great pleasure and service to dear leader, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea announces rocket test has been a success. Like previous tests, everything went right and great successor did not consume rocket before launch. Great successor is proud of country's advancement in technologoly, and will expand program. Soon entire world will be enlightened to the light of Juche Idea!
Praise the great leader and his eternal appetite!

To keep this somewhat on topic and not into a gigantic circlejerk, here's a link to a real news article about the launch and how DPRK is a joke. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

Why is the link to the original article so small? o.0 I had to click quote to get to it, lol.

 

[Watch Me Sink]

Sorry, I had to hide it from the great successor so that he wouldn't eat it. Here's the large format of it, I hope he doesn't eat that (hey Kim Jong Un, I heard Taco Bell has a special!)

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

EDIT: Darn it, he ate the middle slice of the link (or rather I fail at copy and paste)! Here's the full, uneaten portion. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

 

[Luke]

Sorry, I had to hide it from the great successor so that he wouldn't eat it. Here's the large format of it, I hope he doesn't eat that (hey Kim Jong Un, I heard Taco Bell has a special!)

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

EDIT: Darn it, he ate the middle slice of the link (or rather I fail at copy and paste)! Here's the full, uneaten portion. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

For size issues the middle of the links get eaten but still work, see it's like this: http://www.forumpr....ion.net/index.php, when you copy and paste that it doesn't work because of what it displays.

Interesting they they launched a rocket, I asked them to ride the next rocket launch and they agreed.

 

[Watch Me Sink]

Sorry, I had to hide it from the great successor so that he wouldn't eat it. Here's the large format of it, I hope he doesn't eat that (hey Kim Jong Un, I heard Taco Bell has a special!)

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

EDIT: Darn it, he ate the middle slice of the link (or rather I fail at copy and paste)! Here's the full, uneaten portion. http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/stor ... 54228082/1

For size issues the middle of the links get eaten but still work, see it's like this: http://www.forumpr....ion.net/index.php, when you copy and paste that it doesn't work because of what it displays.

Interesting they they launched a rocket, I asked them to ride the next rocket launch and they agreed.

The great successor's space program seems to be accelerating at the pace of mollasses. Perhaps if he stopped eating they'd accomplish something.

In all reality, DPRK is so far behind in technology that it would be hard for them to launch anything with any precision.

 

[Deleted member 1609]

I'm proud of the world's greatest brutal dictatorship Democratic People's Republic!

 

[Mike G]

This thread is freaking hilarious.

 

[Watch Me Sink]

I'm proud of the world's greatest brutal dictatorship Democratic People's Republic!

They make themselves feel better by adding ironic terms to the country's name!

EDIT: It's like icing on the cake!

 

[Mike G]

I'm proud of the world's greatest brutal dictatorship Democratic People's Republic!

They make themselves feel better by adding ironic terms to the country's name!

EDIT: It's like icing on the cake!

Hahahahaha, once again this is hilarious. :lol:

 

[Deleted member 1609]

Why not the Super Friendly Special Wonderful Utopian Democratic People's Republic of Korea? I guess SFSWUDPRK is too long an abbreviation for them to remember.

 

[Watch Me Sink]

Why not the Super Friendly Special Wonderful Utopian Democratic People's Republic of Korea? I guess SFSWUDPRK is too long an abbreviation for them to remember.

They actually proposed that name, but Kim Jong Un ate the paperwork before it was able to be passed.