Pick up lines

[Van1lla ™]

You stud. Haha.

 

[Krymzn]

Flux: You'll do (LOLOLOLOL)
Lanolin: Im not Fred Flintstone but you make my bed rock (LOLOLOLOLOL)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If your like my ex-wife
You'll screw me to 🙂

Just made this up then its not half bad.

 

[ramtastic05]

roses are red
violets are blue

Spoiler

I have a gun
get in the van

 

[Faker]

"Wanna see my 328i Beamer? 😉" nuff said.

 

[Luke]

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!!! :lol:

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

😛 There's a few.

 

[Mockin]

Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy. Do it witth the accent and it works <<

 

[Taz]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Summer is hot
and so are you.

 

[khaleel]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
The Shorter the Skirt
The better the View!

Me: I want to be a SuperHero!
Girl: Oh! Which one? Batman, Superman, Spiderman?
Me: Your man!

 

[venus]

Nice jokes.
It's very interesting.

 

[R44]

Come

 

[Humza]

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

 

[Pvcomputers]

"You want to drive a vehicle on Mars" Howard From the big band theory

 

[jnugget]

your eyes are like spanners

 

[Taz]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Summer is hot
And so are you

 

[terryh]

-

 

[warrenisfriendly]

It's not mine, but I heard it on a TV Show.

Is that a Ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?

 

[vividlion]

Hi there, I lost my phone number! can I have yours?

 

[Reality]

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Loll I read that one in a book!

 

[Jaredseven]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause I'm a dog.

 

[gaileeflores]

did the sun come up? or did you just smile at me. 🙂