Pick up lines

I've just read through this thread, quite a few funny ones. Most of the ones that I would have said are gone. Damn it... I can tell how cheesy this thread is going to become. 😛
 
"Yo baby, I noticed you, noticing me and I just wanted you to notice that I noticed you too."

I haven't heard that one since I was 14.
 
“Before engaging in battle of any kind, it is very important to be familiar with the opposition.”
 
Best pickup line ever requires a method after all.

Step 1
Stare at target extensively. You must make sure they notice your amazing gaze.

Step 2
Slowly move from chair to chair or booth to booth getting ever so closer to target. You have to make sure when time comes you can pounce.

Step 3
As soon as you see them scared & leaving approach target with hostile like intent. You must deliver your pickup line.

Step 4
Say Pickup line while avoiding mace or other substances.

"Do you like to hunt? Because I have been hunting big game all night & my sights have been set on you".

Step 5
Get arrested. If no dates from step four you might just get a second chance in a jail cell. It is the ultimate fast dating circle.
 
UnholyVision said:
Best pickup line ever requires a method after all.

Step 1
Stare at target extensively. You must make sure they notice your amazing gaze.

Step 2
Slowly move from chair to chair or booth to booth getting ever so closer to target. You have to make sure when time comes you can pounce.

Step 3
As soon as you see them scared & leaving approach target with hostile like intent. You must deliver your pickup line.

Step 4
Say Pickup line while avoiding mace or other substances.

"Do you like to hunt? Because I have been hunting big game all night & my sights have been set on you".

Step 5
Get arrested. If no dates from step four you might just get a second chance in a jail cell. It is the ultimate fast dating circle.
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*starts a slow clap*
 
Your Social Village said:
*starts a slow clap*
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*Bows again and again* 😳 I am proud to say the ultimate pickup was done here today. Thank you very much my objective of irony in the post has been conveyed. Good fishy here is some more nice worms to eat. Then my crazy cat avatar can eat a nice plump juicy fish.
 
UnholyVision said:
Your Social Village said:
*starts a slow clap*
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*Bows again and again* 😳 I am proud to say the ultimate pickup was done here today. Thank you very much my objective of irony in the post has been conveyed. Good fishy here is some more nice worms to eat. Then my crazy cat avatar can eat a nice plump juicy fish.
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Seriously one of the best I've ever read. 😀
 
UnholyVision said:
"Do you like to hunt? Because I have been hunting big game all night & my sights have been set on you".
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I would laugh so hard if she thought by "big game" you were calling her fat. XD
 
Half of the battle is starting the conversation. Just walk up to her and be liek

"hey you look familiar, where do I know you from" and get her to start talking about herself.


BLAM
 
Your Social Village said:
Seriously one of the best I've ever read. 😀
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:cry: You just want to patronize me so much. You just focused so much on heckling me that you didn't notice I scared your date out of the comedy club. Guess whom is getting lucky tonight. Time to follow them, jump out, and use the Kool-aid man tactic, "Ooh yeah".

The Governor said:
I would laugh so hard if she thought by "big game" you were calling her fat. XD
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Darn didn't think of that. Challenge accepted, get a girl to think I am calling her fat. Starting with a bulimic crowd well that would be to easy. Have to make this a challenge worth being called Legendary. (Slap) 😛
 
Roses are pink
Violets are purple
When I think of you I fart slurple
That's why I never eat the color purple!!!

-.- Doesn't make any sense
 
Lanolin said:
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
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....just amazingly creative 🙂<br /><br />-- 19 Aug 2014, 01:34 --<br /><br />I'm not drunk, am just intoxicated by you

I think there is something wrong with my eyes...i can't take them off of you

Be unique, be different, say yes!

Hello, are you married? 'oh you are!' Well i didn't hear you say happily!!!'
 
Your Social Village said:
UnholyVision said:
Best pickup line ever requires a method after all.

Step 1
Stare at target extensively. You must make sure they notice your amazing gaze.

Step 2
Slowly move from chair to chair or booth to booth getting ever so closer to target. You have to make sure when time comes you can pounce.

Step 3
As soon as you see them scared & leaving approach target with hostile like intent. You must deliver your pickup line.

Step 4
Say Pickup line while avoiding mace or other substances.

"Do you like to hunt? Because I have been hunting big game all night & my sights have been set on you".

Step 5
Get arrested. If no dates from step four you might just get a second chance in a jail cell. It is the ultimate fast dating circle.
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*starts a slow clap*
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"Continues clap"
 
*Enters movie rental store* 😉
Attractive Clerk: What's the account phone number?
Me: 555-0123 and what's yours? 😎
I've seriously wanted to try this. :rofl:
 
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