Pick up lines

Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Love this line lool.
 
*Trips next to a girl*

Then tell her, are you a angel because you swept me right off of my feet... 😛
 
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
 
Are you a boxer? Because you just knocked me out.

I can't remember my address, can I have yours instead?
 
Zaborg said:
Did it hurt?








When you fell down from heaven?

That's one of the most cheesy line dude, but then again i can't invent one by myself 😛
 
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