Pick up lines

[Krymzn]

Post your best pick up lines here and see if they work:

Charmander is red
Squirtle is blue
If you were a pokemon
Id choose you

 

[Deleted member 1609]

"Let's go get some barbecue and get busy."-Jazz

 

[Krymzn]

roses are blue
violets are red
im not good with colors
but im good in bed

 

[SubterraMaster]

You know why the sky is grey?.. Cause all the blue is in your eyes. 😉

I use this pick up line all the time.

 

[Deleted member 4320]

Post your best pick up lines here and see if they work:

Charmander is red
Squirtle is blue
If you were a pokemon
Id choose you

You'd probably get laughed at if you said that.

 

[Zaborg]

Did it hurt?

Spoiler

When you fell down from heaven?

 

[jdab]

You'll do.

 

[Darthmaul]

Post your best pick up lines here and see if they work:

Charmander is red
Squirtle is blue
If you were a pokemon
Id choose you

:lol: Ima tell that one to my gf 😛

Did it hurt?

Spoiler

When you fell down from heaven?

Pretty standard line, I have to say 😛

You'll do.

Words cannot describe how much I am laughing right now.

You know why the sky is grey?.. Cause all the blue is in your eyes. 😉

I use this pick up line all the time.

My girlfriend's eyes are grey! Aaaaahhhhh! D:

 

[Guardian]

If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

😎

 

[Darthmaul]

If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

😎

Ha! That would probably get you smacked 😛

 

[Guardian]

If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

😎

Ha! That would probably get you smacked 😛

Yeah, it's never worked. :lol:

 

[Tressy]

If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

I like this one the best. :lol:

Zaborg's and ashimashi's ones are cute too.

 

[Puma]

Can I look in your purse?

Girl: Why?

Because I think you stole my heart.


Never used it, and I doubt it would work anyway. Haha.

 

[Lanolin]

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

 

[Cam]

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 😛

 

[Darthmaul]

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 😛

Nice one 😛

 

[Van1lla ™]

Is there an airport around here, because my heart is taking off!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet, then i would put U and I together.

Or the classic...grab your coat love, you've pulled.

 

[RockTalk]

Is your name L'Oreal....cause your worth it 🙂

 

[Van1lla ™]

Is your name L'Oreal....cause your worth it 🙂

Deffo using this one!

 

[sapper]

Heres one that deffo works, cos I met my wife using it.

Girls normally go around in pairs right ?

So say to the one you fancy

"Like me you probably don't fancy playing gooseberry all night"

I also said to her.

Here are my keys, you're driving me crazy !