Profx's Joke o' the day

[The Reverend]

I cannot be held responsible for how bad some of these will be :lol:

1. sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here"

I will update this thread every day 🙂<br /><br />-- June 9th, 2011, 9:55 pm --<br /><br />Doctor , doctor ive got a strawberry growing out of my head "ill give you some cream for it" - the late great tommy cooper (legend of comedy)

 

[22_22]

I got a whole book full of these woeful jokes. :lol: Might share it with you sometime. 🙂

 

[The Reverend]

Great 22 :lol:
what do you call a sheep with no legs?, "cloud" :lol:

 

[22_22]

Great 22
what do you call a sheep with no legs?, &quot;cloud&quot;

That's in my book too. :lol: Why did the Queen buy her husband a new throne?

 

[The Reverend]

Great 22
what do you call a sheep with no legs?, &quot;cloud&quot;

That's in my book too. :lol: Why did the Queen buy her husband a new throne?

why?

 

[22_22]

To chair him up a bit. 😛

 

[The Reverend]

LOL 😀

 

[22_22]

Aha, they're terrible. 😛

 

[T-Babe]

Hee hee, yeah, they're a little...odd, but I'll admit they still gave me a bit of a laugh.

Er, okay, a big laugh, actually, but don't go telling anyone I said that...no one else needs to know. ;-P

 

[22_22]

I call my dog Isaiah. Why? Because one eyes 'igher than the other. 😛