Psychiatric Hotline

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Hello...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are Obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, or 6.
If you are paranoid, We know who you are and are tracing the call.
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter what you do, nobody cares anyway.

Thanks for calling.

Joke from: Blue Humor

 

[Presty Willow]

=[[ I'd be like.... MOO!

So sad... but hilarious...

 

[inpaqt]

Hahha.
I like it.

 

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If you are paranoid, We know who you are and are tracing the call.

That sums me up quite well...