Psychiatric Hotline

[Joshua Farrell]

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Hello...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are Obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are Co-dependant, ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, or 6.
If you are paranoid, We know who you are and are tracing the call.
If you are schizophrenic, a little voice will tell you what to do.

Thanks for calling.

 

[Cosmic]

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[Rick Ace]

111111111111111111Cosmic, press 2 please.3,4,5,6

On a more serious note, this post brings awareness to the real issues of mental illness. Not everyone knows how scary these ailments are even though we hear them daily. Hopefully, one day there will be a cure for these conditions. But it can never come sooner for those who suffer from it. 🙁

For those in the United States, I recommend getting to know the National Alliance for Mental Illness. They provide support and resources to those who suffer and their friends and family.

https://www.nami.org/Find-Support

 

[Azareal]

Oh, I remember hearing that six years ago, it was someone's ringtone.

 

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If you are depressed from our call press 7 to end the call!