Hey guys, I got really bored and decided to write a story. I was planning on making a debate out of it, but when I read it through real quick it sounds like a story better, so thats what it is. Feedback would be great, ive never done this kinda thing before.
Today, I shall be proving why Santa is indeed real.
Now many of you have been told by your parents and such that he is not real, made up, ficton. The real lie is simple, he DOES exsit, its a cover up.
The theory ::
Santa is not as many think. He doesnt wear a red suit, he isnt fat, and hes not a zombie. None of these things apply, and I will not nother with tham, as they are completly and utterly false. What is true? Santa is a person, currently living in the north pole, although his house's exact loctaion isnt sure as its underground and has a rather thick lead shield a few inches above it, too keep out radar as well as any waves that could harm the raindeer during the off season (They get colds from microwaves ya know).
It started many, many years ago, back in the 1,600's BC. Yes, that far back, not the commonly thought time period. His name wasnt always Santa, he created that name for himself at a later date, details about that later on. His original name was Chuck Spyro, son of Crash and Zelda Spyro. He was not an only child, he had a brother named Ned (Which ryhmes with "Fred", which was exploited in a recent movie. Just happening? I think not!) He left home at an early age, before he reached 18 he had already set out to see the world. He grew up in the small town of Winchestertonfieldville and he hated it. He loved the peace and quite, but he didnt like the warm temperatures it provided to him. He longed for a colder place, and he enjoyed it when his parents took day trips up north.
Starting at a young age others noticed odd things about him, his love for cold air just for one. He also had a nack for eating every cookie in sight, he simply couldnt control himself you see. Sledding was his favorite sport, and using his short body he soon became much better than anyone else at "Surf-Sledding" which is a sport where you stand up while on a sled, in the act and figure of someone surfing. He was able to dodge branches better than anyone else. His taller friends would get mad at him when they would get smacked in the face with branches constantly on the way down the "slopes" which at those times where just hills as they couldnt afford much else.
Once he hit the ripe age of 17 he deicded he would leave Winchestertonfieldville and head as far north as possible.
And thats as far as I got. More to come depending on the feedback I get. Mad props to the people that get the video games refrence, and the Mr. Deeds part as well -8)-
Today, I shall be proving why Santa is indeed real.
Now many of you have been told by your parents and such that he is not real, made up, ficton. The real lie is simple, he DOES exsit, its a cover up.
The theory ::
Santa is not as many think. He doesnt wear a red suit, he isnt fat, and hes not a zombie. None of these things apply, and I will not nother with tham, as they are completly and utterly false. What is true? Santa is a person, currently living in the north pole, although his house's exact loctaion isnt sure as its underground and has a rather thick lead shield a few inches above it, too keep out radar as well as any waves that could harm the raindeer during the off season (They get colds from microwaves ya know).
It started many, many years ago, back in the 1,600's BC. Yes, that far back, not the commonly thought time period. His name wasnt always Santa, he created that name for himself at a later date, details about that later on. His original name was Chuck Spyro, son of Crash and Zelda Spyro. He was not an only child, he had a brother named Ned (Which ryhmes with "Fred", which was exploited in a recent movie. Just happening? I think not!) He left home at an early age, before he reached 18 he had already set out to see the world. He grew up in the small town of Winchestertonfieldville and he hated it. He loved the peace and quite, but he didnt like the warm temperatures it provided to him. He longed for a colder place, and he enjoyed it when his parents took day trips up north.
Starting at a young age others noticed odd things about him, his love for cold air just for one. He also had a nack for eating every cookie in sight, he simply couldnt control himself you see. Sledding was his favorite sport, and using his short body he soon became much better than anyone else at "Surf-Sledding" which is a sport where you stand up while on a sled, in the act and figure of someone surfing. He was able to dodge branches better than anyone else. His taller friends would get mad at him when they would get smacked in the face with branches constantly on the way down the "slopes" which at those times where just hills as they couldnt afford much else.
Once he hit the ripe age of 17 he deicded he would leave Winchestertonfieldville and head as far north as possible.
And thats as far as I got. More to come depending on the feedback I get. Mad props to the people that get the video games refrence, and the Mr. Deeds part as well -8)-
