While in the middle of a church service, there was a puff of smoke and a flash of light, and Satan appeared. Everyone ran screaming from the church, except one old man. Satan was puzzled by his lack of a reaction. "Aren't you scared of me," Satan asks
"Nope" the man says
"Don't you know who I am?" Satan asks again
"Sure" The man says, "You're Satan"
"Then why aren't you scared of me" Satan responds
"I've been married to your sister for 50 years"
"Nope" the man says
"Don't you know who I am?" Satan asks again
"Sure" The man says, "You're Satan"
"Then why aren't you scared of me" Satan responds
"I've been married to your sister for 50 years"
