School

Me, I prefer taking specialized classes that award the student with a certificate of completion as the best choice of continuing education for people 30 and older.
 
Snobothehobo said:
Gimgak said:
Is 'school' a place where government funded adults teach children the views of the devil? Sounds like the work of socialists to me!
Yeah! I was sitting in my American government class the other day learning that Marxists are evil, Satanic dictators who want to come into our country and destroy our wonderful democracy! They might even take our guns away! Some of them are even... ATHEISTS. Anyway, the teacher then assigned homework, and she said that we could get news online to help in our research. She then listed off some various news sites, and SHE DIDN'T SAY FOX NEWS FIRST! I'M SICK OF THIS LIBERAL EDUCATION SYSTEM!
Have you seen Fox News? I'm British and even I know to steer clear.
 
ItsZippy said:
Snobothehobo said:
Gimgak said:
Is 'school' a place where government funded adults teach children the views of the devil? Sounds like the work of socialists to me!
Yeah! I was sitting in my American government class the other day learning that Marxists are evil, Satanic dictators who want to come into our country and destroy our wonderful democracy! They might even take our guns away! Some of them are even... ATHEISTS. Anyway, the teacher then assigned homework, and she said that we could get news online to help in our research. She then listed off some various news sites, and SHE DIDN'T SAY FOX NEWS FIRST! I'M SICK OF THIS LIBERAL EDUCATION SYSTEM!
Have you seen Fox News? I'm British and even I know to steer clear.
What!? Preposterous. Fox News was given to us by our lord and savior Jesus Christ to keep us properly informed on the happenings of the greatest nation in the world. CNN and MSNBC are the work of Satan and various Lucifer worshippers.
 
i remember back when jesus flew down on his red white and blue motorcycle and gave birth to america. then he ordered the building of fox news
 
Irviding said:
i remember back when jesus flew down on his red white and blue motorcycle and gave birth to america. then he ordered the building of fox news
I do too. I was just a little boy and my father said to me "Heres a shotgun, it's what Jesus wants us to have"
 
Aside from all the jokes that people seem to be posting here :roll: I graduated high school in 2008.
 
Irviding said:
yup, my friend got a ride on his red white and blue motorcycle too. i wish i did also
I heard you only got a ride for donating to the GOP beforehand, we didn't have the money at the time, but we can always dream of a third coming right?
 
ItsZippy said:
Snobothehobo said:
Gimgak said:
Is 'school' a place where government funded adults teach children the views of the devil? Sounds like the work of socialists to me!
Yeah! I was sitting in my American government class the other day learning that Marxists are evil, Satanic dictators who want to come into our country and destroy our wonderful democracy! They might even take our guns away! Some of them are even... ATHEISTS. Anyway, the teacher then assigned homework, and she said that we could get news online to help in our research. She then listed off some various news sites, and SHE DIDN'T SAY FOX NEWS FIRST! I'M SICK OF THIS LIBERAL EDUCATION SYSTEM!
Have you seen Fox News? I'm British and even I know to steer clear.
I don't think you quite got the joke. xD
 
Snobothehobo said:
I go to a private liberal arts college in my community. I won't say the name of the school because I'm sure some of the people in this community would love to hunt me down and kill me. xD
Why am I not surprised that you are at a liberal arts college?

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Can we get back on topic and stop discussing politics? Thanks.

I'm in my sophomore, or 10th grade, year. And as for what school I go to, not saying because like Snobo, Im sure there's many here would want to kill me. XD. :lol:
 
Matthew said:
I'm in my sophomore, or 10th grade, year. And as for what school I go to, not saying because like Snobo, Im sure there's many here would want to kill me. XD. :lol:
I'm glad I'm not alone here. xD
 
Cosmic said:
Snobothehobo said:
I go to a private liberal arts college in my community. I won't say the name of the school because I'm sure some of the people in this community would love to hunt me down and kill me. xD
Why am I not surprised that you are at a liberal arts college?

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A liberal arts college has nothing to do with liberal philosophy.

Of course, the liberal media is destroying our country. Not Glenn Beck and his retarded followers, but it's the liberal media. I hear they want to monitor us.
 
fantanoice said:
In Australia, our Conservatives are the Liberals, derp. 😛 Whoda thunk that?
same in Poland. Politics there are so fucked up though...
 
Somehow managed to get to my senior year two years early. But hey, I'm thrilled about it. Also, homeschooled. ^_^
 
My own sister is homeschooled. I kinda wish I was, kinda like public school!
 
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