Shoplifting Bird

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A seagull in Marinette , WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.

The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Marinette , WI , and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny.
However, the Manager did say, 'This is Wisconsin , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'
 
Yeah I thought this was funny. My daughters mom emailed it to me, I thought I would share. 😛
 
One time I got bit by a seagull. I went deep sea fishing with my uncle. At the end of it the seagulls were chasing the boat because we were throwing fish to them. I held a fish up and I told my uncle "Watch, they will come and get it right out of my hand." after feeding a few birds, one grabbed my finger instead of the fish. That stupid thing cut up my / bruised my finger. At least he didnt bite it all the way off. Lol :lol:
 
Makes you want to teach a bird to steal a 6 pack and take it there just to surprise the manager really...

Interesting story, thanks for the read^^
 
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