The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
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When life gives you a lemon...throw it at other people
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Thats it .... for now
:lol:
When life gives you a lemon...throw it at other people
:lol:
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
:lol:
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
:lol:
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
:lol:
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
:lol:
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
:lol:
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
:lol:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Thats it .... for now
