Stuck boyfriend joke...

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A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friend’s place instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy agrees and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she had no clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe, cover your snatch with it, and go for help!” She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, “Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?” The clerk replies, “I’m sorry, I think he’s too far in.”

:lol:
 
He was stuck in the car but when she went for help he told her to put his shoe over her belly. So when he went for help it appeared as if he swallowed the boyfriend. Hence the comment stuck too far in.
 
the person thought the guy still had his shoe on and that he was ll the way in (if you know what I mean).

Good one 😀
 
u gata think about it for a long period of time then it will randomly pop into your head and you will start lafing XD
 
OOOOOH! I get it. The clerk thinks he is inside of her, hence the shoe coming out of her snatch (The only thing he sees) HUUUUUUURRRR......DERP :B
 
no i know eveything if it was like spoken to me i mite understand the wording better =P
 
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