We had a lady subbin in chem Friday, and she was talking about good spirits, and bad spirits, and playing organ music on YouTube. Pretty intense. Post funny sub stories here.
I have a sub my school district who looks EXACTLY like Ghandi.
Man I have a ton of these.. in 5th grade we had a sub and these two kids started hitting each other with math textbooks and our teacher just said "I'm not the classroom teacher so I can't discipline them" and they just hit each other like 5 times or so and then she sent them to the principal.
Another time I had this sub who told my friend he was going to be a failure in life and that he'd never succeed at anything because he didn't want to do a retarded assignment in our 9th grade computer literacy class...
Hmm what else... there was this sub who came in one day in my 9th grade english class and this was like 2007 or so and he said that Obama is not a citizen and that there are records of him being part of the black panthers.
My English teacher usually bunks of early in a Friday afternoon to go pick up her kid, and well it rotates through two teachers each week, one that is extremely fit and bends over a lot, and one that is a crabbit...
We also got a sub in H/E, but the teacher was Czech and her name was Miss Cocaine and we kept breaking up rubbers and sniffing it to torment her, 3 people got suspended.
I had this sub a few years ago who told us his life story. He was like "I used to have alcohol addictions, and when I felt like drinking I would look at images and videos on the computer" *whole class laughs* "no,no,no not THOSE types of videos!"