Talk to God!! lol
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RavenWings
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That was interesting. Had me in giggles a couple of times. Thanks for sharing that Newkirk.
fantanoice
Madly Diligent
Old, but still pretty funny.
LOL @ last bit!!
Me:
god doesn't exist
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
well i do
God:
Interesting. Where?
Me:
everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
yes, i did say everywhere...retard
God:
I hear you. When? " everywhere" . That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yeh, not believing in something doesn't take a lot of effort really
God:
OK. If not that, what? For real.
Me:
playing xbox
God:
Thanks for the information: said TO PLAY xbox.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
welli'm actually wondering how i am even speaking to god. Especially over the internet
God:
Are you a student? What color are your eyes? How about that.
Me:
what does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
so why say it?
God:
Ahem. How much time do you have?
Me:
not a lot.going town in a minute
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
...good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROFL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so funny
God:
Are you kidding? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you fail
God:
Interesting gossip: said I fail.
Me:
why did god kill my mother?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
god doesn't exist
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
well i do
God:
Interesting. Where?
Me:
everywhere
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
yes, i did say everywhere...retard
God:
I hear you. When? " everywhere" . That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
all the time
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yeh, not believing in something doesn't take a lot of effort really
God:
OK. If not that, what? For real.
Me:
playing xbox
God:
Thanks for the information: said TO PLAY xbox.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
welli'm actually wondering how i am even speaking to god. Especially over the internet
God:
Are you a student? What color are your eyes? How about that.
Me:
what does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
so why say it?
God:
Ahem. How much time do you have?
Me:
not a lot.going town in a minute
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
...good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROFL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so funny
God:
Are you kidding? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you fail
God:
Interesting gossip: said I fail.
Me:
why did god kill my mother?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
The code is:
This goes in header:
This goes in Body
That should work
This goes in header:
Code:
<link rel="STYLESHEET" type="text/css" href="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/styles/styles.css">This goes in Body
Code:
<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" width="800" height="600" id="main" align="middle">
<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" />
<param name="movie" value="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/flash/main.swf" />
<param name="quality" value="high" />
<param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" />
<embed src="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/flash/main.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="800" height="600" name="main" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" />
</object>That should work
striking fire
Reputable
LOL
Me:
you are a racist
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Me:
you are a racist
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a .
Hollow Abyss
Reputable
lmfao this is hilarious. I might try this out sometime...
karateninja
Addicted
i got this weird conversation
Me:
hi fake god
God:
Hi there . Tell me a story.
Me:
ok once upon a time there was a penny and it got lost the end
God:
I'm listening. Dude!
Me:
the story is over
God:
Who was in it?
Me:
a penny O____o
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
oh god
God:
Aha. GOD rules.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you are not polite
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
hi fake god
God:
Hi there . Tell me a story.
Me:
ok once upon a time there was a penny and it got lost the end
God:
I'm listening. Dude!
Me:
the story is over
God:
Who was in it?
Me:
a penny O____o
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
oh god
God:
Aha. GOD rules.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you are not polite
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
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