The Chicken

[Your Social Village]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Please give me an in-depth answer. One that relates to life, one that can change our view on chickens. Do chickens really need to cross the road? Life is full of questions, but, such is life.

I'm just bored, really.

 

[Atrox]

Nope, chickens don't need to cross the road because they generally belong either on a farm or just generally in the countryside somewhere residing safely. Chickens don't really belong in big cities where there are cars driving and pedestrians scampering about, the pedestrians alone are a hazard for them in case they get caught up in the crowds and get trampled over. 😛

 

[Joshua Farrell]

It depends, is the chicken being chased by a dog? 😀

Seriously though. It all depends on the situation on why the chicken crossed the road.

In my town, there are a couple of people that owns chickens, and part of the reason why the chicken crossed the road, is that the owner doesn't have a fence up preventing them from wandering out of the back yard where they are located.

 

[Yoda]

The chicken does not need to cross the road. It will get killed. Chickens are silly. Haha, but no seriously why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[The Governor]

It's obvious the chicken crossed the road to escape KFC.

Animals cross the road all the time. Sometimes to go back to their home, sometimes they're exploring, or just for whatever reason.

 

[Joshua Farrell]

It's obvious the chicken crossed the road to escape KFC.

Animals cross the road all the time. Sometimes to go back to their home, sometimes they're exploring, or just for whatever reason.

Mmm, KFC.

For example, they might be crossing the road, because some kid decided to want to pull one of it's feathers.

 

[Taz]

Chicken belongs in my stomach.

 

[The Governor]

Chicken belongs in my stomach.

This comment would've been funnier had you said "Chicken belongs in mah belleh!" 😛

 

[Taz]

Lol, I wanted to quote a commercial that says "This chicken belongs in my stomach module", but I didn't think many people would get it.

 

[Atrox]

Chicken belongs in my stomach.

Even the chicken that is ridden with disease? :lol:

 

[Taz]

Chicken belongs in my stomach.

Even the chicken that is ridden with disease? :lol:

If you cook it to a certain disease, it will kill the disease 😉

 

[The Governor]

Chicken belongs in my stomach.

Even the chicken that is ridden with disease? :lol:

If you cook it to a certain disease, it will kill the disease 😉

You can cook diseases? :lol:

 

[Atrox]

Only certain bacteria are killed off by the heat of a Cooker. 😉

 

[Nebulous]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Please give me an in-depth answer. One that relates to life, one that can change our view on chickens. Do chickens really need to cross the road? Life is full of questions, but, such is life.

Chickens are stupid (but delicious) birds who run around constantly regardless of where it is. They probably don't even know they are on a road when they are on one and don't know that they crossed one after they crossed it. 😛

 

[Mikaya]

because they are curious creatures who like to explore the world.

 

[Joshua Farrell]

I am a curious creature that likes to explore the world, does that make me a chicken?

 

[Atrox]

I don't think chicken's really pay attention to where they're going. 😛

 

[defaultuser]

Chicken crossed the road because the Green pedestrian light was on. Simple.

 

[Nippona]

To get to the chicken strip club...

It's where chickens gather to focus their power annually on the 3rd full moon of the year.

Not much more is known beyond that though. Nobody has seen it happen...but there are legends.

 

[Your Social Village]

To get to the chicken strip club...

It's where chickens gather to focus their power annually on the 3rd full moon of the year.

Not much more is known beyond that though. Nobody has seen it happen...but there are legends.

So much depth. 😀 :lol: