A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. As you would expect, the lawyer is an arrogant man who thinks he is smarter than the cop because of his education. he decides to prove this to himself, and have some fun at the cop's expense.
Cop says "Licence, Please"
Lawyer says "What for?"
Cop. "You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign"
Lawyer " I slowed down and no one was coming"
Cop. "You still have to come to a complete stop. Licence, Please."
Lawyer. " What's the difference?"
Cop ' The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's the law. Licence Please."
Lawyer " If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop. I'll give you my licence and you can give me the fine. If not, let me go, with no fine"
Cop. " Okay, get out of the vehicel, sir." At this point the cop takes out his baton, and starts beating the living daylights out of the Lawyer and says " Do you want me to stop, or just slow down.?"
Cop says "Licence, Please"
Lawyer says "What for?"
Cop. "You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign"
Lawyer " I slowed down and no one was coming"
Cop. "You still have to come to a complete stop. Licence, Please."
Lawyer. " What's the difference?"
Cop ' The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's the law. Licence Please."
Lawyer " If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop. I'll give you my licence and you can give me the fine. If not, let me go, with no fine"
Cop. " Okay, get out of the vehicel, sir." At this point the cop takes out his baton, and starts beating the living daylights out of the Lawyer and says " Do you want me to stop, or just slow down.?"
