The Open Letter Thread.

[wednesday]

Simply write a letter to anyone or anything...just for kicks n giggles

Dear MhW

I have noticed a decrease in lucozade drinking on your part...the company may be in serious risk of closure if these matters are not dealt with.

Yours sincerely...
Wedz aka lucozade rep. :lol:

 

[Callum93]

Dear R Kelly

Sorry but we have decided not to give you a part in our latest fantasy film. It's not enough to believe you can fly.

Regards,
Steven Spielberg

 

[wednesday]

Dear Wednesday

Its your day!! ..again.
Love wednesday

 

[Qub1]

Dear Grandpa,

Bah! Can't think of anything.

Write me back?

Greetings,
~ Qub1

 

[wednesday]

Dear FP'ers

I am absolutely bored brainless.....
Someone give me something to do..

Love
"attention seeking" wedz

 

[wednesday]

Dear FP'ers

You have let me down, and i have been reduced to double posting....which will be frowned upon.

Yours "waiting for a telling off"
Wedz

 

[katy perry is hot]

Dear Wednesday

It's ok, I'll let it slide just this once. You'll have to bribe me though.

( not going to sign the letter, terrorists could locate me )

 

[wednesday]

Dear Irviding..

I knew i liked you for a reason....

(will send warm crossiants as a thankyou, dont tell MhW.....i fear he may try to sabotage the delivery)

Wedz

 

[katy perry is hot]

Dear Wednesday

Your day ends in 8 hours

And thanks for the crossaints, keep my info personal, or else a terrorist might get me.

 

[wednesday]

Dear Incognito Irviding...

It shall remain top secret....unless i am tortured.

Yours "spineless" Wedz

 

[katy perry is hot]

Dear Wacky Wednesday? ( that sounded terrible, my rhyming is poor )

Good, because terrorists like to put bombs and monitoring devices in your garbage.

Thanks, Irviding

 

[wednesday]

Dear Irviding

I spat my drink out @ wacky wednesday....yanno that actually suits moi?

Love WW

 

[wednesday]

Dear Birdy

Fancy a glass of red later?

Love wacky wedz

 

[birdy]

Dear Wedz

I would love to join you in a glass of Red later - we can share the bottle while we watch Mhw do our hoovering nekid.

*raises glass*

With much love birdy x

 

[Murder he Wrote]

Dear Wedz and Birdy,

Birdy's place at 8?

MhW

 

[birdy]

Dear MhW,

Your kind offer of hoovering nekid for myself and Wedz is kindly accepted.

See you at 8pm.

Note: Hoover Supplied - Fizzy Drinks full of E's are not!

Strict NO dress code must be adhered to.

birdy and (wedz)

 

[wednesday]

Dear MhW and Birdy

Where are you? I have my feather duster ready.....

Love wedz.

 

[Murder he Wrote]

Dear Birdys and Wedz,

Apologies for the delay, was just about to go for a shave, or do you ladies like the rugged type? 😛

MhW

 

[Pixel Pirate]

@mhw

Youll never be rugged, even if you didnt shave.

 

[katy perry is hot]

Dear mhw, birdy, and wedz

What does hoovering mean? Is it some british term? I've heard it used before in relation to doing coke, but hopefully that's not the context you meant it in!

Awaiting a letter back,

Irviding