The Open Letter Thread.

Dear Irviding,

I believe it refers to vacuuming, at least that's what I get from the context clues.

Sincerely,

Leo Ghost
 
Dear Irviding,

*cough* birdy MhW and wedz break from their "hoovering" to reply to Irviding.

Irviding please fax proof of age (18+UK) so that information regarding "hoovering" may be released to you asap.

Thank you - we await your response.

Now for some more Hoovering.
 
Dear members of Forum Promotion forums, and all those concerned,

You all have roughly 31 days to stock up on food and make plans to evacuate inner cities. And if I'm wrong, extremely shorter time frame.

For too long have we abandoned the reigns of our governments and social institutions, and as logic could have foreseen the greedy few have usurped these powers, and moved on to deprive us of our birthrights. We have given them full reign over these social institutions, and became too disconnected from reality that we allow them to act in any which way they choose.

We live in a world largely dominated by 'educational' institutions and others (including the media) whom preach from the stand-point of the elite.
Of course a war looks neccessary and patriotic, it fuels the ever-growing military industrial complex.
Of course rebels are scary and any other real alternative is painted with the same dark shade, for it puts the King's way of life in real danger.
Of course the domination of nature is "the way things go", for that profits the King and his Aristocrat buddies.
Of course the Twin Trade Towers attack was completely unacceptable and not that 100,000 of children die due to American/British war tactics and intervention (see Colonization), because as long as you're not serving the elite you're not worth anyone's tears... including ours.

Follow the paper trails people! It all leads back to "Rome" as they say.
Who in London sent Ireland's former Prime Minister 100,000 Sterling on a monthly basis?
Why was the King's Bank of England in America after the supposed successful war of independance?
There's a few things people haven't quite explained. We accept that this happened in religion.. why can't we not take it a step further and consider the same sickness dwells in State and politics?

I wont say anything in too much detail here. Because you're not worth it, until you figure it out for yourself.
Most wont believe me we're heading right into a disaster, and that's ok. Because I'm nuts, right?
Some will probably blindly accept what I'm saying. Some wont care. Some will wait until the end of the month to see if anything happens.
But very few will actually go look a bit deeper at where we are as a species and why September/October is very important.

God's Speed
 
Dear Howard Crane...

Excellently written , but seriously.....wow??
Has someone had too much fizzy pop?
Love "not that wacky" wedz
 
I like the not so wacky wedneday

love
the "all so Crazy" Dylan (iCrazy) 😛
 
Dear forum promotion users,

The milk man is not delivering your milk today because his milk cart has broken down.

Yours sincerely...

The Milk Man
 
Dear Milkman!!

How very dare you..Use a push bike, we FP'ers need are calcium.

Love "not amused" wedz
 
Dear Wednesday,

You'll have to wait till tomorrow for your Milk because by the time I get to you on my bike the milk will be soggy.

Yours sincerely...

The Milk Man
 
Mr. Milkman,

I thought milk was soggy. Mine is anyway.

And we can always deep freeze warm milk you know.

Yours without equivocation...

Oaerkae.
 
Dear Ann Coulter,
  • Your books suck.

Sincerely,
Liberals everywhere
 
I have a good one from this book I read:

Dear Daddy,
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

Love Violet
 
Dear Noel Gallagher

I know what it's like to have a talentless sibling as well. My sympathies are with you.

Kylie Minogue.
 
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