Joshua Farrell
FP's Housekeeper
Let's face it, it's a sad fact of life, but just as success creates more success, being popular makes you more popular.
But, what about the little people who come and go and we almost never hear about them... we never speak their names... we never have the chance to run our fingers across the screen, touching the very words they've just typed. Not everyone can have their own fan club, or get their pictures in the paper the way Madonna does. Not everyone can be in a position of responsibility where we're likely to find ourselves looking up to them.
But today, you have the opportunity to make someone's day. This is your change to make another member... someone who is a mere nobody... to feel on top of the world. Pick a name, any name, preferably someone we don't hear from very often, and kiss up to them all you want.
Sing their praises, tell everyone how they helped rotate your tires, of how they were a hero for single-handedly capturing that guy who was stealing women's socks mentioned in another post - make up stuff, it doesn't matter. Bow down, kiss their feet, and slobber all over them to your heart's content because, not everyone gets to have their own appreciation thread.
Have fun, don't hurt anyone's feelings, and above all, don't leave anyone out. 😀
But, what about the little people who come and go and we almost never hear about them... we never speak their names... we never have the chance to run our fingers across the screen, touching the very words they've just typed. Not everyone can have their own fan club, or get their pictures in the paper the way Madonna does. Not everyone can be in a position of responsibility where we're likely to find ourselves looking up to them.
But today, you have the opportunity to make someone's day. This is your change to make another member... someone who is a mere nobody... to feel on top of the world. Pick a name, any name, preferably someone we don't hear from very often, and kiss up to them all you want.
Sing their praises, tell everyone how they helped rotate your tires, of how they were a hero for single-handedly capturing that guy who was stealing women's socks mentioned in another post - make up stuff, it doesn't matter. Bow down, kiss their feet, and slobber all over them to your heart's content because, not everyone gets to have their own appreciation thread.
Have fun, don't hurt anyone's feelings, and above all, don't leave anyone out. 😀







