01. Place a brick in the middle of the elevator. If anyone tries to pick it up, yell at the them to get the hell away from your brick.
02. Push the buttons and pretend to get electrocuted. Then push them again.
03. Wait until there's only one other person in the elevator with you. Tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
04. Place your hands on your forehead and mutter something along the lines of, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
05. Stand silent and motionless facing the wall in the corner.
06. If anyone approaches you while you are doing #05, bite them.
07. Hold the doors open for a while then let them close and say, "Hey, Fred!"
08. Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and whisper, "Got enough air in there?"
09. Carry a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
12. Use a puppet to talk to the other passengers.
13. Say, in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
14. Try to use the emergency phone to call a friend and talk about "this really cute jacket!"
15. When the doors close, announce in a panicked voice, "IT'S OKAY! They open again!"
16. When the elevator is full say, "Oh, no... Motion sickness!"
17. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper to a friend, "Hide it... Quick!"
18. Yell "Group hug!" Enforce it.
19. Whistle "It's A Small World."
20. Act very excited while shaking the hands of everyone that enters.
21. Put a brick between the doors.
22. Lean against the button panel.
23. Stare at your hands and announce that they are "growing and shrinking... Whoa..."
24. Ask another passenger, "Wouldn't it be great if this elevator were to plumment to the floor. What do you think will happen?"
25. Say to the person next to you, "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
26. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops..."
27. Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself. "It's okay, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was the voices, commanding you, DAMN YOU, VOICES!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
28. Break wind and blame it on the person next to you.
29. Especially when you're the only other person in the elevator.
30. Pretend you are a repair man there to fix the lift. Wait until it's full, then tell everyone to get off. Sit and relax with a nice Sudoku book. Or something.
31. Blow spit bubbles
32. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing all of the buttons.
33. Draw a circle around you and announce that it is your personal space.
34. Bring a chair to sit on.
35. Attempt to start a sing-along.
36. As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
37. Tell the passengers that your children were conceived in the elevator. Point and say "Ah, yes, it was up against that wall."
38. When you reach your floor, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
39. Create and hand out leaflets with the title "What to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one piece (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls)"
40. Tell the wall about your plans for world domination.
41. Yell, "THE TIME HAS COME!" and do a retarded peacock impression.
42. Bring a copy of the Kama Sutra. Open up to a random page and ask another passenger if they'd "like to try that one."
43. Swat at imaginary flies.
44. Attempt to crush an imaginary spider while screaming, "DIE!"
45. Aim a fire extinguisher at people entering.
46. Greet a random passenger as if they were a close friend.
47. Slap a passenger and ask, "Why didn't you return my phone calls?!"
48. Stand in the corner and cry. Scream, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
49. Push all of the buttons and announce that you are on the verge of a new high score.
50. Play heavy metal music and headbang.
51. Play something like the "Hokey Pokey" or the "Chicken Dance" and headbang.
52. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
53. Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor you're on.
54. Leave a large bag in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
55. Tap a stick against the wall and start singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise."
56. Dress all in black and, while sobbing into your hands, cry, "Sirius, why? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!"
57. Tickle people with a cookie.
58. Stand very close to another passenger and sniff them.
59. Fling rubber bands at people.
60. When the doors close, menacingly announce, "It's going to be a bumpy ride."
61. Bring a skipping rope.
62. Push the call button and when the voice answers ask, "God?"
63. Push the buttons with your tongue.
64. Make explosion sounds whenever someone pushes a button.
65. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
66. Blow your nose and show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
67. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
68. Dress up as a bellboy and ask what floor the passenger(s) want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, get angry and yell,"Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?!"
69. Strip and ask whether your bum looked bigger in the outfit.
70. For the entertainment of the other passengers, mime a turtle in a box.
71. Wear a Zac Efron mask and scare the crap out of the other passengers. Especially Rachael.
72. Sit in the middle of the elevator on a spinny, wheely chair whilst wearing an L mask and stirring a cup of tea with a lollipop.
73. Stick a picture of L on the side of the elevator and caress it.
74. Stick loads of posters on the elevator and say your personalising the space.
02. Push the buttons and pretend to get electrocuted. Then push them again.
03. Wait until there's only one other person in the elevator with you. Tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
04. Place your hands on your forehead and mutter something along the lines of, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
05. Stand silent and motionless facing the wall in the corner.
06. If anyone approaches you while you are doing #05, bite them.
07. Hold the doors open for a while then let them close and say, "Hey, Fred!"
08. Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and whisper, "Got enough air in there?"
09. Carry a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
12. Use a puppet to talk to the other passengers.
13. Say, in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
14. Try to use the emergency phone to call a friend and talk about "this really cute jacket!"
15. When the doors close, announce in a panicked voice, "IT'S OKAY! They open again!"
16. When the elevator is full say, "Oh, no... Motion sickness!"
17. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper to a friend, "Hide it... Quick!"
18. Yell "Group hug!" Enforce it.
19. Whistle "It's A Small World."
20. Act very excited while shaking the hands of everyone that enters.
21. Put a brick between the doors.
22. Lean against the button panel.
23. Stare at your hands and announce that they are "growing and shrinking... Whoa..."
24. Ask another passenger, "Wouldn't it be great if this elevator were to plumment to the floor. What do you think will happen?"
25. Say to the person next to you, "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
26. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops..."
27. Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself. "It's okay, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was the voices, commanding you, DAMN YOU, VOICES!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
28. Break wind and blame it on the person next to you.
29. Especially when you're the only other person in the elevator.
30. Pretend you are a repair man there to fix the lift. Wait until it's full, then tell everyone to get off. Sit and relax with a nice Sudoku book. Or something.
31. Blow spit bubbles
32. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing all of the buttons.
33. Draw a circle around you and announce that it is your personal space.
34. Bring a chair to sit on.
35. Attempt to start a sing-along.
36. As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"
37. Tell the passengers that your children were conceived in the elevator. Point and say "Ah, yes, it was up against that wall."
38. When you reach your floor, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
39. Create and hand out leaflets with the title "What to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one piece (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls)"
40. Tell the wall about your plans for world domination.
41. Yell, "THE TIME HAS COME!" and do a retarded peacock impression.
42. Bring a copy of the Kama Sutra. Open up to a random page and ask another passenger if they'd "like to try that one."
43. Swat at imaginary flies.
44. Attempt to crush an imaginary spider while screaming, "DIE!"
45. Aim a fire extinguisher at people entering.
46. Greet a random passenger as if they were a close friend.
47. Slap a passenger and ask, "Why didn't you return my phone calls?!"
48. Stand in the corner and cry. Scream, "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
49. Push all of the buttons and announce that you are on the verge of a new high score.
50. Play heavy metal music and headbang.
51. Play something like the "Hokey Pokey" or the "Chicken Dance" and headbang.
52. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."
53. Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor you're on.
54. Leave a large bag in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
55. Tap a stick against the wall and start singing "The Mysterious Ticking Noise."
56. Dress all in black and, while sobbing into your hands, cry, "Sirius, why? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!"
57. Tickle people with a cookie.
58. Stand very close to another passenger and sniff them.
59. Fling rubber bands at people.
60. When the doors close, menacingly announce, "It's going to be a bumpy ride."
61. Bring a skipping rope.
62. Push the call button and when the voice answers ask, "God?"
63. Push the buttons with your tongue.
64. Make explosion sounds whenever someone pushes a button.
65. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.
66. Blow your nose and show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
67. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
68. Dress up as a bellboy and ask what floor the passenger(s) want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, get angry and yell,"Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?!"
69. Strip and ask whether your bum looked bigger in the outfit.
70. For the entertainment of the other passengers, mime a turtle in a box.
71. Wear a Zac Efron mask and scare the crap out of the other passengers. Especially Rachael.
72. Sit in the middle of the elevator on a spinny, wheely chair whilst wearing an L mask and stirring a cup of tea with a lollipop.
73. Stick a picture of L on the side of the elevator and caress it.
74. Stick loads of posters on the elevator and say your personalising the space.
