Top 10 Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

[conorod]

David Letterman's Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

10. Runs on 200 "D" batteries

9. In the morning you have to defrost it

8. Runs on Windows '78

7. Box reads "Pre-loaded with hundreds of viruses!"

6. Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee's

5. For better internet reception, salesman includes pair of rabbit ears

4. You move the pointer around by licking the screen

3. It's made by IBN

2. The mouse bit you

1. When you tell it to print, it tells you to go screw yourself

 

[Presty Willow]

good stuff lmao

 

[ℓєσ gнσѕт]

7. Box reads "Pre-loaded with hundreds of viruses!"

That one made me laugh, and so did the defrost part. I didnt find the #1 reason that funny -n-

 

[robcool13]

Man I love these!!!!!
I NEED MORE OF EM!!!!

 

[Happy Feet]

oh man thats great i hope i dont have a computer like that lol ~razz~

 

[kris1903]

quality

 

[ChrisRyan]

LOL, I like the one about Applebee's.

But my mouse did bite me once, so I guess I have a bad computer.

 

[Rich Edmonds]

I wondered why I've been having no luck with computers -lol-

 

[thedudeman]

I love the Windows '78 one. -happy-

 

[mikehawk]

Gave me a good chuckle. Good one.

 

[Jacky]

lol, got a laugh from me.

Thanks for them 🙂

 

[Chi-Kun]

6. Tech support number is a Silicon Valley Applebee's

XD

 

[Benjina]

These were all good, I must admit x]

 

[Kino]

LMAO! Great stuff.

 

[Nuvella Crystallis]

XD Awesome!

 

[Victim]

Lmao, hilarious..

 

[Midnight]

haha. thats a good one! -razz-

 

[xMcCulloch II]

Lol, Thats Quite Funny

 

[wednesday]

-lol- -lol- quality