Here are some Tottenham jokes
What's the difference between a triangle and Tottenham?
A triangle has three points.
Juande Ramos got done for speeding the other day, first three points he's going to get.
What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common?
They both have two points.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
“Well,” replies the man, “the Arsenal ground is very close but they’re playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you’ll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
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What's the difference between a triangle and Tottenham?
A triangle has three points.
Juande Ramos got done for speeding the other day, first three points he's going to get.
What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common?
They both have two points.
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
“Well,” replies the man, “the Arsenal ground is very close but they’re playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you’ll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
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