Trying... very trying!

[duffield1]

Hi folks! I'm new here, too, so in case anyone is interested (I'm a bit sceptical that anyone really cares, other than that nice lady Danni Beaumont who keeps emailing me saying that she is naked and waiting for me, but I haven't got round to sending through my credit card details yet...), I'm a forum owner/adminstrator who does his best, but could probably be described as feeling his way in the dark. I'm not very technie, and usually find out if something doesn't work when my browser can no longer access the site, or it looks a bit funny.

I've got the site (I'm not posting its details here - there is a lovely red banner at the top of the page warning that I shouldn't put it here, and it would be rather bad form to fall foul of the moderators on my first post!) but I need more members, and I am hoping that the folk here can help!

 

[CyberFreak]

Hi

Alot of what i do is trial and error and alot of the time it does result in errors but eventually you will get there and learn some things for next time. Make sure you have a backup of all the files you are editing and just play around until you get it right.

Also if you do ever pay for a naked foreign girl to fly over to see you, don't expect them to turn up and you will probably sit like a lemon at Heathrow Terminal 5 for 4 hours 45 minutes... Not that i have ever sent money in the past to them of course *looks innocent*

Anyway welcome along to the forum and if you need any help or encounter any problems, let us know!

 

[duffield1]

Bless you - someone does care! :biggrin:

Incidentally, have you seen my friend? She's called HiHeels and I think she's to be found somewhere on this site, but I am not sure how to track someone down!

 

[Hiheels]

You rang?

Duffmeister!!!! :cheer:

I'll answer you here as I can't on the forum promotion board 'cos it's less than 24 hours since I last bumped it (BTW mods, I'll use Duff's answer as today's bump so as not to take the mickey if that's OK as we're both from the same site - let me know if any problem).

 

[MissTake]

Welcome to FP Duffield, you sound like the male version of me, only I don't get emails from Brad Pitt 🙁

Make yourself at home, there are plenty of members who are very techy minded so you should be sorted in no time at all!

....and HH, you could have stayed schtum, it might have taken us a while to spot the connection :lol:

but thank you for your honesty 😉

 

[undertaker]

Hi mate welcome to FP enjoy your stay here

 

[Hiheels]

Welcome to FP Duffield, you sound like the male version of me, only I don't get emails from Brad Pitt 🙁

Make yourself at home, there are plenty of members who are very techy minded so you should be sorted in no time at all!

....and HH, you could have stayed schtum, it might have taken us a while to spot the connection :lol:

but thank you for your honesty 😉

Well, if it had been me, when I noticed the connection my spidey senses would have been tingling and I wouldn't have looked kindly on it - you know what it's like and some folk play the wide-eyed "ooh I didn't know" card to which your built in response is "yeah, right!".
I'm not here to hack anyone off, it's a decent place and, of course, could be useful for us, so for both of those reasons, if nothing else, I'm not going to mess about...well, apart from perhaps a few Carry On double entendre moments and the urge to make lewd passes at Duff, which he always fights off...

 

[Kahuna30]

A super duper welcome to FP forums!! Have an awesome time here!