Someone sent this to my Bearpa and he read it to me this morning.
My first day as a Walmart Greeter
It was my first day as a walmart greeter, my first job since being retired. Standing there, I watch an obease, unattractive woman yelling obscenities at her two young children as they walked into the store. Doing as instructed I said "Good Morning and welcome to Wal Mart. Are they twins?" at which the lady stops yelling at her children long enough to start yelling "Hell no! Why in hell would you think they were twins? One of them is 7 and the other is 9. Are blind, or just stupid?" I replied "I am neither blind, nor stupid. I just don't see how an unattractive woman such as yourself could get laid. Twice." At which point my supervisor happened to be walking by, stopped and pulled me into his office after my shift. He said that maybe I wasn't cut out to be a greeter at walmart....
My first day as a Walmart Greeter
It was my first day as a walmart greeter, my first job since being retired. Standing there, I watch an obease, unattractive woman yelling obscenities at her two young children as they walked into the store. Doing as instructed I said "Good Morning and welcome to Wal Mart. Are they twins?" at which the lady stops yelling at her children long enough to start yelling "Hell no! Why in hell would you think they were twins? One of them is 7 and the other is 9. Are blind, or just stupid?" I replied "I am neither blind, nor stupid. I just don't see how an unattractive woman such as yourself could get laid. Twice." At which point my supervisor happened to be walking by, stopped and pulled me into his office after my shift. He said that maybe I wasn't cut out to be a greeter at walmart....
