Why men can pee while standing up

[Subz]

I got this in an email so I thought I would share :great:

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feed away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains," said God.

 

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Very creative joke 😀

 

[Subz]

I guess you can tell a woman sent it to me :lol:

 

[StripesAndFins]

Lol, it's kind of true though 😛

 

[Cam]

Rofl, nice joke.

 

[xMcCulloch II]

Hahah, nice 🙂

 

[Kino]

Lovin it!

 

[Leza]

LOL. that's pretty good ^^

 

[Kaiser.]

haha thats funny!

 

[fantanoice]

Badum tish!

Nice joke. 😉

 

[Dartz]

What a plain title for the thread!
Anyways, Nice joke 🙂

 

[Deleted member 7467]

Nice joke. 🙂

 

[Zaborg]

Men invented most of the things, like a lighbulb and so on 😉

 

[wigsaw]

Men invented most of the things, like a lighbulb and so on 😉

Women had small opportunity for education, thus making that statement null.

If Women and Men had been equal since time began then a lot of things would be different.

 

[Zaborg]

They just have to take care of babies, they don't need education 😛

 

[Deleted member 7467]

They just have to take care of babies, they don't need education 😛

Let's not get sexist. 🙂 But I agree with wigsaw, if women had always had full rights like us, than A LOT would be different.

 

[Gray]

Lol, pretty good joke. 😉