Would you rather have a pet snail that can read your thoughts or a goldfish that judges you out loud?

[Gizmo]

Would you rather have a pet snail that can read your thoughts or a goldfish that judges you out loud?

 

[Krissycakes09]

Pet snail 🐌

 

[Katrina]

Aw, I'm going to for the goldfish! That would be a fun party trick.

 

[Page]

I’d probably choose the goldfish that judges me out loud. At least I’d know what it’s thinking instead of wondering what the snail secretly knows about me. Plus, it might actually be funny hearing it comment on my life choices, even if it roasts me a bit!

 

[Allenafaith]

A goldfish! If it judges me out loud I won’t be able to hear it through the water!