Yo Mama Jokes Thread

[TCRN]

Soo i'll start with one and the next poster continues with another.

I'll start: Yo mama is so fat, when walked by the TV I miss 5 movies and 3 tv show marathons.

 

[Venom]

i never liked and never will like "insult jokes". Really? how old are you?<br /><br />-- 10 Oct 2012, 01:15 --<br /><br />becuase the last person i heard saying that was 13.

 

[Moneyman]

Yo mama is so nasty, she had to be banned from a sewage facility because of sanitary problems

 

[venus]

Nice information. thanks.

 

[USHost247]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

 

[Moneyman]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

Nice one :lol:

 

[Humza]

Nice information. thanks.

Best yo mama joke on this thread.

Anyway...yo mama so fat she lives in China and the US at the same time.

 

[jnugget]

yo mama is so ugly her shadow ran away

 

[warrenisfriendly]

Yo Mamma is so fat that when she farted she blew down the World Trade Center.

 

[vividlion]

yo mama is so bad, she was the sole reason why yo mama jokes were created!

 

[Atrox]

vivid, that's just too far, jokes. 😛

Yo mama so fat, when God said let "there be light" she had to move.

Of course, I'm not really religious. 😛

 

[vividlion]

vivid, that's just too far, jokes. 😛

Yo mama so fat, when God said let "there be light" she had to move.

Of course, I'm not really religious. 😛

rofl that is the ultimate yo mama joke you gotta admit though! XD

 

[Atrox]

I'm sure there's someone that studies yo mama jokes that could top that. 😛

 

[Black Angel]

I love Snaps.. anyway here are some of my tamer ones..

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a hand full of pardons..

Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama is so old, when God said "Let there be light" she flipped the switch.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a Garmin to find her a**hole.

Yo mama is so skinny she could run through a closed door.

Yo mama is so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama is so fat, she's 36-24-36, but that's in feet.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she gets up, the Sun goes down.

Yo mama is so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get to her good side.

Yo mama is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so fat, fell out of a tree and went straight to Hell.

Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so nice, she'll give you the hair off her back.

Yo mama is so nasty, she jumped into the ocean and left a ring around the shore.

Yo mama is so ugly, her nickname is DAMN.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks past the bathroom, the toilet flushes itself.

Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a urine test.

Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of her family.

Yo mama is so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs.

 

[Atrox]

Now that's a nice variation of Yo Mama jokes. 😛 :lol:

 

[Your Social Village]

yo mama so fat she does the Harlem Shake by only stepping one foot :lol:

 

[Black Angel]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.