'Yo Mama So Stupid' Jokes

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'Yo Mama So Stupid' Jokes
Have a read at these funny yo mama jokes.
Have fun and laugh alot!

- Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
- Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
- Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
- Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor.
- Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
- Yo mama so stupid she thought the credit crunch was a new chocolate bar.
- Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
- Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
- Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
- Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
- Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
- Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.
- Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
- Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
- Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
- Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
- Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
- Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
- Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
- Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean.
- Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
 
Its not a yo momma so stupid,but...

Yo mama's fart stinks so bad "insert current president name" declared it biological warfare.
 
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