Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[LeeLawson]

Cos god likes his mud baths.

Why am i even posting this. QUESTION MARK.

 

[Rich Edmonds]

Because you sir, are sexy!

Why is a forum called a forum? -surprise-

 

[Presty Willow]

Because... it's for...... um... your mom...=]

When is this gonna' be over?

 

[Twisted Fairytale]

When MhW locks it.

What are farts?

 

[Lordanzer]

Figments of your imagination.

How many sextants does it take to harvest fish?

 

[Rich Edmonds]

5 big breast implants!

How do you catch a pokemon!?

 

[Lordanzer]

I keep a picture of my mom in my pocket.


Where does the rain shine at midnight?

 

[karateninja]

on the internet
why do forums need reputation points

 

[Lordanzer]

Because we would all forget our identities.

Who does the elephant look out for in March?

 

[Guillotine]

Mutant mice.

Is there an alternate universe for robots that look and act like us?

 

[Lordanzer]

If there is, then I hope I look good. (Even though it would be weird because they are built and shouldn't need to reproduce like us.)

When was the first 49er born?

 

[Twisted Fairytale]

No one but everyone knows.

Whats my name?

 

[Lordanzer]

Lordanzer is my name.

Why are there two sets of the same smilies but different colors?

 

[Rich Edmonds]

Because MhW still wants that tingling feeling upon using different coloured smilies per day, so he requested it to Folwer -D-

Why call this board Forum Promotion?

 

[Midnight]

why not call it forum promotion -happy-

why are forums called forum ~question~

 

[Dylan]

1. That would be stupid it is about forums.
2. They are not called forum they are called forums

Why does Forum Advertiser keep changing there style and logo ?

 

[Rich Edmonds]

Because the designer is high.

Why do they call it the Wii?

 

[Austin]

Cause they couldn't name it Pii.

Why do we prefer expensive things?

 

[TheSponge]

Because the devil went down to georgia..

Why do Birds?

 

[P®od]

Because they do it for sex.

why people have eyes?