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so we can judge others on their appearance 😀

what was the purpose of "military" time?
 
So they could tell pepole on forums the time.

Why vote for obama ?
 
I don't know. He sucks.

Wh are hobos affected by gravity?
 
If they weren't the trains would fly away.

Why do bicycles only have two wheels?
 
Well it all began in the year q, dr Manius Quinn stubbed his toe and shouted "Earth!"

What is gravy?
 
Gravy is the stuff that makes biscuits taste good.

Why do elbows only bend one way?
 
Evolution -razz-

If I flip a coin here, and get heads, will another universe be creeated in which the alternate version of me gets tails?
 
No!

If i clap my hands onece, what the jchance i do it next time the world will blow up?
 
1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
thats one in a google chance!

if one of your legs is higher than the other, do you have an uneven head?
 
Because god didn't want to confuse cows for Fruit-Loops.

Why is there gravity in the world?
 
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