Destroy a Wish

[Dark Takua]

Granted, but you just fell down.

I wish I had mIRC.

 

[iliveinengland]

Granted but you died.
I wish I was owner of the world.

 

[JG914]

Granted but you died.
I wish I was owner of the world.

Granted, but a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys it the second after you take ownership.

I wish I had a trillion dollars.

 

[iliveinengland]

Granted but the currency changes,

I wish I was 60 ft tall.

 

[Dark Takua]

Granted, but someone hit you down to size with a hammer -razz-

I wish I got accepted on the Community team.

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, but the site crashes.

I wish I could have a Katana.

 

[Gimgak]

Granted, but its all rusty

I wish I would have more posts than Fowler -D-

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, but your account gets accidently deleted.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[Gimgak]

Granted, but you are closed in a pitch black room with nothing to see.

I wish I had complete peace of mind

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, because everything in the world became perfect... but you died of boredom.

I wish I had Photoshop.

 

[Dark Takua]

Granted, but your computer has a bug, and deletes Photoshop.

I wish I could have a better username.

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, but no one knows who you are....

I wish I had a music teacher.

 

[Dark Takua]

Granted, but the teacher retired.

I wish I had an XBox 360.

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, but you dropped it after taking it out of the box....

I wish I could sing better.

 

[Dark Takua]

Granted, but your throat got dry, and went back to your regular singing voice.

I wish I was an administrator here.

 

[Oaerkae]

Granted, but all the other staff quit, so you had to do everything yourself.

I wish I could jump 20 feet in the air.

 

[Dark Takua]

that isn't bad lol, so that's not destroying my wish

Granted, but someone just put springs under your shoes

I wish I had a server.

 

[Oaerkae]

I guess so.
Granted, but your computer crashed.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

 

[Morgan]

Granted, but aload piranahs bite you to bits

wish i wasnt ginger

 

[ℓєσ gнσѕт]

Granted, but you're blond and must live your life having "blond moments" and being laughed at anyways 😛

I wish I had webbed feet 😀