Destroy a Wish

[Chris]

Granted, I have the cash to buy you a domain, but I wont, 'cos I'm cool like that -D-

I wish I was human

 

[Victim]

Granted, but aliens took over the world and zapped you back to a alien!

I wish i had 100 games for the PS3 and they all worked.

 

[PretzelCorps]

They all work just fine! Too bad your PS3 just nuked, and burned your house down to boot! :/

I wish I didn't make this wish I'm wishing now. 😛

 

[MstWntd]

Granted, but you will have to go back in time, which you can't do.

I wish I had the source code to life.

 

[Space Lemon]

Thats happens and you have a stroke?

I wish people went to this link

http://spacelemon.freeforums.org/

 

[Killman]

Granted, but you were caught advertising in an area that you are not supposed to and get banned for eternity.

I wish I had something to eat..............

 

[Dylan]

Wish Granted
But you choked and died
I wish killman360 was not dead

 

[Alanmp08]

Granted, but he became a zombie and his life was never the same.

I wish I knew what I should wish for.

 

[Boss Jr.]

Granted but it's to awesome to comprehend & your head explodes!

I wish I was the Incredible Hulk!

 

[JoeLatics]

Granted, but you cant change back, and lose all your friends, finally becoming a broken soul, reduced to swimming in marmite for fun!

I wish Oldham would go up this season!

 

[karateninja]

granted but the world doesn't know what your talking about
i wish 800 members join my forum

 

[Dylan]

Yh right you can not even get bots to vist

I wish for forum promotion to be here for ever -D- ~lol~

 

[Rich Edmonds]

I'm bringing sexy back and taking this shit down!

I wish my girlfriend was a model -D-

 

[TheSponge]

for spark plugs....

I wish to be Claudia Schiffers bicycle seat

 

[P®od]

Granted, But now your used by some hairy Biker.

I wish i was all powerful. Like God almost.

 

[roadley14]

Haha god like, dont you have to be special to do that?

I wish 500,000 members joined my forum overnight

 

[Trav]

But they were spambots
I wish I had a nice boat that couldn't be destroyed, stolen, and its indestructible, nothing can go bad in it.

 

[Dylan]

You have one but you are always being destroyed and stolen.
I wish the next person has a great life.

 

[Comkid]

granted, but you have a really bad one

I wish I had the best computer ever with the fastest internet on the earth

 

[Gimgak]

but its overloaded with malware

I wish more money in my paypal -razz-