Funniest thing ever

[Kino]

I just went on there.. 1st time. Here's how my convo went:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: mf
You: huh?
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Same, it was so weird.

 

[cityStatic]

Stranger: hi asl ?
You: 18/m/usa
You: you?
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: that's cool
Stranger: you wanna talk dirty?
You: no thanks; I'm allergic to dirt

WIN. :lol:

 

[Justin]

I get disconnected everytime.

So I played a game. All you do is, when you are connected, say "Stranger Danger" or "I cant talk to strangers" and leave

 

[Ascent]

Sorry man, but I don't find acting like some gay homosexual is fun or funny.

 

[Justin]

Sorry man, but I don't find acting like some gay homosexual is fun or funny.

Take off your suit and tie and lay loose a little 'no pun'.

Omegle is sorta weird anyways

 

[moira]

:lol: :lol: What a waste of time

 

[Leftley]

Me & My friend did this, the pic of his ownage is still on my facebook, it ended like this

"Oh, my hands are going up your skirt"
"OMGZ, YOU FOUND MY PENIS!"
-user has disconnected-

 

[Callum93]

^^ Post the full conversation log, will probably be funnier then.

 

[Expired Account]

LOLOLOL

I just did it, saying I was a sexy girl, went on the webcam and I just did this 😛

 

[Garfiun]

As soon as i say im male im disconnected.

 

[Cloverfield]

OMG. This is funny. Take a look:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whatsup
Stranger: music! yourself?
You: just chillin on a site, and then talking here
Stranger: awesome
You: yeah. it is 😛
Stranger: life is awesome
You: yes it is. escpcially with cocaine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahahaha, that made me laugh.

 

[Justin]

Caution: This post contains graphic material that may not be suited for people with a life:

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: its late 😛
Stranger: asl
You: male, 18 USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: it is late 😛
Stranger: how r u?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: so wherr u frm??
You: the good ole us, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THIS LAST ONE WAS HILARIOUS! True conversation:

You: hi
Stranger: heyy, 16/m/aus - wanna webcam?
You: Sorry dude, im a guy, I dont date australians, too much in the outback if you catch my drift =P
You have disconnected.

 

[Worzox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
You: How are ye today aboard me super ship, The Penis?
You: Now, scrub the dicks!
Stranger: no
You: I mean, the decks!
Stranger: gross
Stranger: that's disgusting
Stranger: you make me sick
You: SCRUB IT
You: SCRUB IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hewwo?
Stranger: hi
You: A say hewwo?
You: HEWWO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: apple
You: Sup homie, OG finkin we got some nukes incoming.
You: YALL GONNA DIE
Stranger: am I serious
You: No, you're /b/tarded.
Stranger: yeah better u go to hell wkakakak
You: You a troll
You: ?
You: Your mum's a troll.
Stranger: what the fuck are u say lol
You: IM SAYIN YO GONNA DIE
You: NOW
You: SUCK IT
You: SUCK IT
You: SUCK
You: SUCK
You: GIMME AN S
You: GIMME A U
You: GIMME A C
You: GIMME A K
You: GIMME A BJ
You: SUCK IT
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ya
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Worzox]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 18yo girl looking for a good time
You: Cool.
You: How long is your penis?
Stranger: ...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gimgak]

Guys, for extra fun after the other person asks to cam or whatever enter:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Look through questions on yahoo answers, some people really think they're screwed when someone sends them this 😛

 

[Callum93]

^^ That is brilliant!

On that note as well, typing FBI into Omegle is quite funny if you're on the receiving end of it.

 

[cityStatic]

I dont date australians, too much in the outback if you catch my drift

WIN.

 

[Gimgak]

Ok I got a better one now, still not entirely mine but with a twist I made 😛
So this is something you can add right before your first message:

<Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>

But, it's more effective if the convo goes something like this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: eww, you're a pedo?
Stranger: no
You: it says before your message:
You: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered sex offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
Stranger: whatever the "pedo" decides to say goes here...

:lol:

 

[Justin]

I dont date australians, too much in the outback if you catch my drift

WIN.

EPIC WIN

 

[AnAccount]

ROFL, I can't believe how much time people have on their hands. It's crazy. There's no way I'd ever try something like this.