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*I'd be broke from spending all my money on Italian pastries.Irviding said:Not really, because in Europe the normal portions are 10x smaller than a normal portion here. When my relatives from Scotland come they are always like "Ya crazy buoy, ya cahnt ate daht oohle stok can ye neow"? referring to like a 6 ounce steak at outback. Same with my friend's English grandparents, they flip out at like a typical American hamburger because it's like 5x larger than what they eat.Kirisute Gomen said:Europe would probably be overpopulated.
Plus, I'd probably be overweight from all the cannolis and Italian cookies I'd eat. The nearest (decent) Italian bakery is a good 30 miles from my house, and if it was any closer I'd surely have to exercise more.
And don't even get me started on Italians. American Italian restaurants are complete bullshit... it's just gigantic portions of pasta... senseless and unhealthy, but the American way. Hamburger tortellini, just like in Italy.. not.
And true that, real Italian pizza is actually quite thin compared to these 5" thick "deep dish" pizzas.







