post your fav joke here!

[Lexic]

ok guys i like to say jokes all the time at school and im running low on jokes so post your favorite jokes here! :cheer:

please don't post any racist jokes :lol:

 

[MissTake]

My favourite right now.....

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Spoiler

Monkey Puke

:lol: I just taught my 5 year old grandson this one!

But he cracks up at........

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hype

:biggrin:

Well he is 5! 😛

 

[Lexic]

XDXDXD nice joke!!

 

[jank858]

A men comes into a bar.

No its a horse comes into a bar.

yeah that's it A men comes into a horse.

LOL

 

[StripesAndFins]

what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Spoiler

Run like hell, she's got a grenade!

 

[Lexic]

no its wrong its what do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?

pull the pin and throw it back.

(because blonds are dumb XD)

 

[StripesAndFins]

My joke makes perfect sense and isn't "wrong". How can a joke that makes sense be "wrong"?

 

[Callum93]

Peter Griffin doesn't look so stupid now with his Volcano Insurance!

 

[Lexic]

Sbfc nice joke

vampiric srr i did not mean it in a bad way its just thats the original version your version is good to.

 

[StripesAndFins]

ah, my bad 😛

 

[Lexic]

its ok =P

 

[cityStatic]

Hilarious little big boy asked his mother if little girls can have babies, mother replied, "Of course not." Then, Hilarious little big boy ran outside and shouted to his friends, “Okay, we can play that game again."

 

[Chi-Kun]

Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Me: JFK
You: JFK W- *cuts off*
Me: BAM!

I am such a jerk.....

 

[Lexic]

Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Me: JFK
You: JFK W- *cuts off*
Me: BAM!

I am such a jerk.....

that aint cool..

 

[Chi-Kun]

Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's There?
Me: JFK
You: JFK W- *cuts off*
Me: BAM!

I am such a jerk.....

that aint cool..

I highly doubt anyone here had an emotion tie with him. He was way before our time (probably 95% of the forum) If people are offended by it, then they really need to stop living in the past, and come to the wounderous place called "The Present." If you are offended, go ahead and flame me, because I honestly don't really care.

It's a joke that is meant to get shock laughs. Not those "OMG LULZORZ" laughs but the "Omg why would you say such a thing XD" laugh. Lisa Lamponelli, is living proof.

 

[Lexic]

still not cool.. shouldn't joke about killing a president..

 

[Callum93]

Wait until you see Sickipedia then.

 

[Lee Lawson]

You only said ''no racist jokes'' with a LOL sign, which ain't cool. Seeing as I know that some of the community may take that the other way, but back to what I was saying, you said no racist jokes, that was a pretty funny joke about a president, nuff said, no need to express what you think is funny and what you thinks not, and this is pointed at oa3d.

 

[Lexic]

You only said ''no racist jokes'' with a LOL sign, which ain't cool. Seeing as I know that some of the community may take that the other way, but back to what I was saying, you said no racist jokes, that was a pretty funny joke about a president, nuff said, no need to express what you think is funny and what you thinks not, and this is pointed at oa3d.

man idk i about the joke its just horible.. its not funny.. its insulting.

 

[death180]

Then why did you start up this thread? Expect jokes of all sorts in here, that's what you need to expect when you make a thread for other people favorite jokes.

Some people have different senses of humor than you.