post your fav joke here!

VampiricWerewolf said:
what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade!

BAHAHHAHAH! That is gold, my friend. :great:
 
Just about anything from Mitch Hedberg

"I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."
 
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