Ruin a Wish

Granted, your job is to remove bots, they come in by the thousands every day. :evil:

I wish to be a cyborg 😀
 
Granted, but the human race will kill you.

I wish The Pimped Paypa never becomes an FP admin!
 
Granted, but a year in, the host financially goes down and everything is lost. Boo hoo.

I want to rule the world 😀
 
Wish granted but your the only one/thing alive.

I wish I was a loser (Try screw that up lol)
 
Granted, but surely after your reign as a loser you fall to your death on a roller coaster for losers.

I wish I was not a person who is not the person who did not say that he was the person who said he was the person who was not the person who said this.
 
Granted, you explode.

I wish I had a more effective metabolism.
 
Granted, but you cant eat :shrug:

I wish I had a wish that could not be broken
 
Granted, you're trapped in a box that can't be broken and has no holes.

I wish I could eat 🙁
 
Granted, you are hit by a car because you didn't wish yourself out of the way.

I wish for a drink.
 
Granted, it's a really nice unicorn, you play with it all day, but at night it eats human flesh.

I wish to be far far away from that unicorn.
 
Granted, but it has a twin that stalks you.

I wish for a non-human eating Crocodile.
 
Granted, it eats everything that isn't human, including your computer.

I wish my property doesn't get eaten by it.
 
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