Ruin a Wish

Granted, but a flying bunny rabbit came and ate it.

I wish for 1 billion rooster eggs 😀
 
Granted, you have one 1 Billion Male and Female Roosters in your house.

I wish I had a monocle
 
Granted, but it is made out of extremely hot glass and burns through your eye.

I wish I was an anteater.
 
Granted, but the plane flies to Nigeria.

I wish to own Everton Football Club.
 
You own everton football but it gets blocked 😛

I wish i had my forum featured 😀
 
Granted, but Photobucket has taken your photo down, and the template is ruined because someone hacked the FTP, so they can't be updated, and by the time they are, they will have forgotten about you.

I wish for a Dog
 
You forgot your wish ,anyway ii will start off again,
I wish i could go swimming.
 
Granted, but you cant get back, and you die of starvation.

I wish my name was John.
 
You are John, but John as in a crapper. People sit on you and do their business.

I wish I had a lot of candy.
 
The Pimped Papaya said:
Granted, but you have no teeth.

I wish for a big red car
Well you crash through the roof of a house that contains a 90 year old woman getting her freak on with a goat.

I want money.
 
Wish granted but you start to rust.

I wish I was young again.
 
Granted, but you die tomorrow.

I wish my house would get sold.
 
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