Ruin a Wish

granted, but they lose all the rest of there games in history.

i wish the patriots win tonights game.
 
Granted, they lose all future games though.

I wish I had something to do.
 
Not granted for stupidity. 🙂

I wish that I had a boat load of hot women at my house.
 
Granted, but you poke him too hard in his stomach and kill him.

I wish for more french silk pie.
 
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a 3rd external laptop monitor.
 
Dr.Christmas said:
Granted, but you're raped by these hot women. No, wait I'm not ruining this wish I'm making it better.
WIN

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish that I could live forever and nobody around me could die.
 
Granted, now you nag eachother and wish for death.

I wish Kino didn't have arms, so he couldn't fight back.
 
Granted, but he doesn't get herpes or AIDS from the hot women.

I wish that I was a loser.
 
Granted, but you die, so there is no point in it.

I wish my forum has 999999999999999999999999999999999 members and 909999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 posts, with no database errors and no way to hack or crach. (try corrupting that!)
 
Granted, but your forum gets deleted for a TOS violation.

I wish people would follow the TOS.
 

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Granted, but then forums crash and burn.

I wish that spammers would get lives.
 
Granted, but now moderators aren't needed.

I wish my dog would stop running to other people's yards.
 
Granted, but now everyones gonna bother you saying CLICK MY SIG OR ELSE ILL KILL YOU

I wish pokemon was real and I had a lucario, and latias
 
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