Ruin a Wish

[Justin]

Granted. But in the process of uncorruption of the wish, something goes horribly wrong and it ends up being more curropt than a mob boss playing bingo.

I wish for more money.

 

[InfernapeGuy]

Granted but it catches on fire.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Bossanova]

Granted, but you're a paper airplane and you get sucked into a fan.

I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[Uphoreka]

Granted, but they don't seem nice like the cartoon is and kills every human in the world.

I wish the Sham Wow guy was my idol.

 

[Zawazuki]

Granted, but the corruption ended up your death.

I want more poasts. 😛

 

[agentmanningctu]

Granted, but they are deemed spam and you are banned.

I want to get $1.

 

[cityStatic]

Granted, but you stole it from a bank, so you get arrested.

I wish phpBB was easier.

 

[agentmanningctu]

Granted, but then all forums get hacked.

I wish they still had McRibs at mcdonalds.

 

[Dasher]

Granted, but they are as hard as a rock

I wish phpBB had a point and click mod install. XD

 

[R.Grant]

granted but it glitches 24/7

i wish my last name wasnt Grant lOlz

 

[Garfiun]

Granted you get married change your name and are unhappy ever after.

I wish that I wasnt so lazy.

 

[agentmanningctu]

You were productive and got paid just as much. Time wasted.

I wish my wish did not get corrupted.

 

[Garfiun]

Your wish wasnt corrupted but you got kidnapped.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

 

[agentmanningctu]

It was poisoned. You now have rabies.

I wish for a new keyboard.

 

[Garfiun]

You had a keyboard from me but it was covered in my rabies, you now have rabies.

I wish i had a new car.

 

[Dasher]

You did but the car salesmen had AIDS and in some mysterious way gave it to you.
I wish that IPB was free. XD

 

[Garfiun]

You found a way of installing IPB (by illegal activity) and the feds kicked your door down and sent you to prison.

I wish i had a new tattoo.

 

[Dasher]

You found a way of installing IPB (by illegal activity) and the feds kicked your door down and sent you to prison.

I wish i had a new tattoo.

It's not that hard... Google knows all. XD


Granted, but it then leaked out of your skin.

EDIT:
I wish that phpBB 4 was out.

 

[Garfiun]

You never wished.

 

[Dasher]

You found a way of installing IPB (by illegal activity) and the feds kicked your door down and sent you to prison.

I wish i had a new tattoo.

It's not that hard... Google knows all. XD


Granted, but it then leaked out of your skin.

EDIT:
I wish that phpBB 4 was out.