Ruin a Wish

[Red Herring]

Simple game. The above poster wishes for something, you grant it, but in some sort of twisted evil way, and then you wish for something.

Example
Poster1: I wish I was old enough to drive.

Poster2: Granted. You're now 99 years old. Have fun out on the roads!

I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster3: You get a million dollars, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I didn't have to go to school...

ETC

Feel free to comment on wishes as long as you continue with the game.

So, first wish. I wish I didn't have to move to a new house.

 

[Azza12342]

Wish granted but your old house is in ruins.

I wish I owned the whole world 🙂.

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, you owned it. But not anymore.

I wish i had a day off tomorrow

 

[Red Herring]

Wishs granted, but you get fired the next day.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, You wont survive the landing.

Wish i could date Birdy 😀

 

[Kevin X Dragon]

Wishs granted, but she dumped you after the first date

I wish for $999,999,999,999 USD in 100 dollars.

 

[jn244]

wish granted, you will live forever, but no one else is alive.

I wish that the girl I'm asking out tomorrow says yes.
(i know she will) so good luck with twisting it

 

[Azza12342]

Wish granted but she turns out to be a man 😛.

I wish I had a personal Robot 🙂.

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, battery's aint included.

I wish i had a mercedes

 

[Azza12342]

Wish granted, but breaks aren't included 😛.

I wish my batteries for my Robot were included.

 

[Red Herring]

Wish granted but she turns out to be a man

Ohhh. That was cruel Azza! :lol:

Wish granted, but they leak, and when you put them in the robot, it electrocutes you.

I wish I had my own nuclear missile. :3

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, Catch!

I wish that Michael cant catch it :evil:

 

[Azza12342]

Wish granted, but the missile bounces of his hands and goes into yours.

I wish that this missile wont come back to me 🙂.

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, It crashes on your house instead.

I wish i didnt make a wish..

 

[Azza12342]

Wish granted, but you just suddenly die.

I wish I could take that bear out of your avatar and drink it!

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, but it aint beer. It's urine! bwohahaha

Wish i could live forever

 

[Kevin X Dragon]

Wish granted, but everyone you love dies.

I wish you woun't ruin my wish.

 

[Relmitos]

Wish granted, Your out of wishes.

Wish i had a glass of beer that never goes empty

 

[Kevin X Dragon]

Wish granted, but I destroy the glass.

Wish i owned www.Google.com.

 

[Azza12342]

That beer turned out to be pee, ouch that was harsh.

@Dragon, Wish granted but you find out that Google is in billions and billions of Dollars in dept and you have to pay for it!

I wish I could get the billions of Dollars to help Dragon out? 😛