The Office Quotes

[Kino]

Jim Halpert: See, you're always saying there's something wrong with society, maybe there's something wrong with you?
Michael Scott: If it's me, then society made me that way.

 

[Hobbies230]

Yeah I disagree with whoever said this season is terrible. It's pretty funny so far this season.

The Office is nothing compared to what it was back in the day. I hardly consider it the same show anymore. Thank God for Parks and Recreation to make up for it.

"I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe, you win."

 

[agentmanningctu]

"Michael, did you throw up in there?"
"Nah, I just poopin', you know how I be."

 

[Hobbies230]

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice...strike three."

 

[agentmanningctu]

Dwight: "Don't you want a Schrute buck?"

Stanley: "No. In fact, I'll give you a million Stanley Nickels if you never talk to me again."

Dwight: "What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?"

Stanley: "The same ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

 

[Kino]

I love Stanley! haha.