Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[FWhite]

This game is simple. I ask a question, someone answers it then has their own question for the next poster to answer and so on.


What makes the green grass grow?

 

[Sharp]

The sun.

Why isn't the sky red?

 

[Ste]

Because God is angry.

Why is a dog called a dog?

 

[Subz]

because it barks

why do boys have dicks and girls don't :question:

 

[Waffles]

Oh, uhh, well, umm, because they do! 😛 That's a little innapropriate... :lol: Just joking. Why do I like waffles?

 

[Murder he Wrote]

Because they're hot, syrupy and taste sooo damn good ~smile~

Why aren't wheels square?

 

[Killman]

Because good old Spongebob slapped a copyright sign onto the shape.

Watashi No Neko Desu Ka?

 

[ℓєσ gнσѕт]

Befni jhrewi wqkqwh.

When will pigs fly?

 

[HomerSPC]

Yesterday.

When will I be rich?

 

[Callum93]

Never probably lol

Why is phpBB free?

 

[inpaqt]

Because when the fisherman caught it, he set it free.


Why are you from Uganda?

 

[Callum93]

I'm not -lol-
Why are you from Germany?

 

[Presty Willow]

Because I like dark chocolate and words that are hard to pronounce like nuclear and Auschwitz!


Why can't I lick my elbow!?!?!

 

[JoeLatics]

Cos your tongue ain't long enough.

If milk is white, and it's a Saturday, why isn't the terminal velocity of a smiley equal to the size of my pet turnip?

 

[Presty Willow]

Because Jesus smited you at birth... No logic for you... 1 year!

Why don't cows have multicolored spots?

 

[LeeLawson]

Cuz the cameras black and white.

Why are fruits all different colours.

 

[Presty Willow]

Because in America we are diverse in all aspects of life: Nondiscriminatory to even our fruit!

Why can't I see through my mirror?

 

[hcfwesker]

There are polynominal triaquilide varaibles that when light diffusion is bounce off of a reflective service, can become completely invisible to the naked eye ; causeing you not to see what on the "other side" but rather the side you are on.

Why are there 9 innings in baseball?

 

[Presty Willow]

Because nine is a perfect square! Duh!

Speaking of squares...

Why is square dancing called that?

 

[hcfwesker]

it originates back to the egyptians. they use to dance around on concrete sidewalks , and always laughed when someone stepped on the sidewalk's cracks. to prevent that, they danced while staying in the sidewalk's squared lines.


How come water turns dirt into mud?