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Because it would be weird when going around the edge of a point as it would feel like going over a giant nipple!

Why is it called pornography?
 
Because some English-language makers wanted to add a Greek flair to a new word.

Why is the sun yellow instead of red or blue?
 
because if it was red we could not see very well!

how many gaming forums are there in the world?
 
Far from enough. Explains why I started a gaming forum.

What is the point of taking courses in college when you don't wish to have a career that will use such skills?
 
so you will always know how to tie your shoes, and get rid of those velcro ones you've been wearing for 20 years!

why is soccer called football in england?
 
Because it really is played with the feet rather than "football" in the States, which is thrown around with hands quite often.

Why does the earth turn every 24 hours rather than stay still?
 
because if it stayed still, the world would fall from its spot in the universe, and apocalypse would strike.

What does this mean?
supercalifragileisticexpialadochious.
 
So they never forget that they're too heavy to fly.

Why are all the planets too far away to visit?
 
You have Schizophrenia -razz-

Why didn't I find Forum promotion sooner?
 
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