Ruin a Wish

[Garfiun]

phpBB 4 came out, full of bugs and caused the entire internet to crash, leaving the human race in chaos.

I wish I had a pony. :lol:

 

[Dasher]

Granted, it kicked you in the groin and ran away.

I wish phpBB4 was out and absolutely perfect in it's own little worldish kind of way...

 

[Garfiun]

PhpBB 4 came out, the best thing ever to happen but your fingers fell off and a crow pecked your eyes out so you couldnt use it.

I wish my groin didnt hurt.

 

[Dasher]

Granted, but it fell off.
I wish there was no way to corrupt a wish or ruin it in any way to the point where they're always going to be granted no matter what. *inhales*

 

[Garfiun]

Granted, but it fell off.

:lol: :rofl:

Your wish is granted, everyone in the world gets a wish granted even terrorists that end the world. Game over.

I wish that your wish was my wish.

 

[Dasher]

My wish is now your wish. But what shall I wish?
I wish that I could be an FP Admin. XD

 

[Garfiun]

You excell in the package team and are promoted to admin, but on your first day mistakenly delete the important files instead of spam and ruin the forum for EVERYONE.

I wish i wasnt an admin on fp.

 

[Dasher]

granted, but then you get banned for telling the Admins to f*k off. XD

 

[Garfiun]

Fairygodfather says - Next wish please!

 

[Dasher]

I wish my site had 100 quality posts and nothing bad could happen to it. XD

 

[Garfiun]

You had your posts and they were of the utmost quality and better than you had expected, your site was the best on the net but no one looked at it.

I wish for a drink.

 

[Dasher]

Granted, you got Dr. Pepper.
I wish I had some freakin Dr. Pepper, I gotta drink water.

 

[Garfiun]

I dont like Dr. Pepper I only drink water.

You get some Dr.Pepper but I put something in it. :evil:

 

[Dasher]

Ewwwww.... I don't wanna know what...
I wish there was no such thing as alchohol.

 

[Garfiun]

Granted but hardcore drugs became more popular.

I wish i was in america on holiday again.

 

[Dasher]

Granted, but the world ended.
I wish there was no harmful substances.

 

[Garfiun]

Just like in a movie. XD
Granted, but all the alchies and junkies killed you for doing so.

I wish i wasnt tired.

 

[Kino]

Granted, but you'll be awake for months.

 

[Garfiun]

I wish for people to write their wishes.

 

[Babelle]

Granted. But you are blind and reborn.

I wish I got a acting job.