Ruin a Wish

Granted, but it's just a small toy.

I wish I'd of slept in later.
 
Granted, but he's horny and humps you.

I wish I had more toilet paper.
(In reference to your corruption of my M&M wish. 😛)
 
Granted, but you get it confused for a crayon.

I wish Carlton could dance. 😛
 
Granted, but not granted properly because I do not know what Carlton is.

I wish for a yellow ferrari with triangle wheels.
 
Carlton is the dude in your avatar. 😛

Granted, but it's one of those plug in machines the kids play with.

I wish I could come up with a wish.
 
Granted, but Tiger Woods kills you.

I wish this email redirect would work.
 
Granted, but the diamonds break your teeth.

I wish I had more cake
 
Granted but it's a cake with dog food as the filling.

I wish I wasn't so busy.
 
Granted, but all you see is your mom and dad getting it on.

I wish Grievous didn't have a nasty cough.
 
Granted but Snobo is now known as Snugglebum.

I wish it was summer so I could wear my shorts.
 
Granted, but your now a lint monster.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted by another wish.
 
Granted, but the wish was that he could not wish a wish

I wish for somebody to scratch my back.
 
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